We Could Have Said It Better...

Yeah, uh. Seriously. Check the title.

It amazes me as to how people place so much damn importance into a movie, thinking that something epic will come out of their lives due to a 2 hour viewing. In all honesty, do you even wonder WHY people bash this site and call people such as myself trolls? Look at yourselves. You are making topics under the names of "Who is the hottest guy?" or "What kind of guy will u b wit?"

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Are you serious?

In all honesty, you aren't going to get into a decent relationship by making such discussions. Everyone has problems, boys and girls alike, but you don't see us making threads as to what kind of girl I'll be with, or who I think is the hottest girl. Lol. It just happens. And you can't make it happen any faster by promoting discussion and relating themes to the movie in itself. That's absurd. Think about it: you guys are promoting discussion within a addendum of a medium. A MEDIUM.

If you honestly want your personal problems resolved, you may as well make discussions about it, but these type of forum threads promote nothing but the barriers that lend way to your problems. Seriously, you are the ones to blame for what you've done, and no one else. If you want your problems resolved, staying in front of your laptop or computer isn't going to solve anything.

Don't give me sass talk and go cry. We're all people, and we all resolve our problems one way or another. If you think you aren't meant for a marriage, then so be it - you already chose your path. Ultimately, you are the ones who can navigate on your own road, and whether you like it or not this forum isn't going to make that road any more evident.

Just a person sending a message to another: please try to fail less; maybe then will trolls stop entering the site.

Thanks. Have a nice day. Or what you can make of it.

From Meteor Graphics @ The Twilight Forums

Sex & Politics

Oh yeah! That's absolutely true. While rumors have been flying around about Robert and his sexuality, Kristen Stewart has commented about his odd behaviors. For one thing: he has a tendency to look longingly at things that are pink. For another thing: Obama actually likes being a baldy.

From iharted14 @  The Twilight Forums

Oh Honey. No. No, no, no, no, no.

Full size image, more TwiHard tattoo fails and some bitingly (yeah, pun intended) funny criticism from Kim LaCapria over @ The Inquisitor

Her particular comment about this beauty? "Ha ha! That totally looks like Corey Feldman"

I'd Rather Not Imagine It, Thanks.

imagine the world

a tan vampire with dark long hair with pointy teeth who can turn into a werewolf.. he has cold skin in human form,,,hot in werewolf form...can run really fast...is really strong... can eat normal food but can also drink blood...depending on which form they are in.

bahahaha OH AND HES HOT!

From Mrs. Hale @Twilighters Anonymous

I Think 'Vamp on Werewolf' is Actually a Porn Genre...

hmm idk cuz when seth attacked reiley or how eva u spell it nothing happend 2 rieley except losing an appendage but thats werewolf on vamp not vamp on werewolf

From EDWARDBELLAYAY @Twilighters Anonymous

And we will see you in Hell, A-Really

Pray for Edward

Our Edward,
Who art in Forks,
Hallowed be thy sparkles.
Thy Volvo comes, thy will be fast,
On Earth as it is in the meadow.
Give you this day, our daily blood;
Forgive us our heartbeats,
As we worship Carlisle for giving you life.
Lead us into temptation,
Deliver us to you.
For thine is the vampire,
The music and the hotness,
For ever and ever,
A-Edward.

Courtesy of TwilightPrincess225 @ Twilighter's Hub

And where can one find this plant of which you speak of... of.

i enojy a talent, that is potent in a [plant named Salvia dininorium, it provides total mergence with surroundings, to the point of distribution of 'awareness' into the surface surroundings. whatever that may be deemed, past the point of perception. around corners. also, the nature of fluid awareness boundinto surroundings,physical as rthat may seem, provides, unites fluidity to physicality.

Thanks to soleyezon @ Twilight Lexicon Discussion Forums