Oh Honey. No. No, no, no, no, no.

Full size image, more TwiHard tattoo fails and some bitingly (yeah, pun intended) funny criticism from Kim LaCapria over @ The Inquisitor

Her particular comment about this beauty? "Ha ha! That totally looks like Corey Feldman"

I'd Rather Not Imagine It, Thanks.

imagine the world

a tan vampire with dark long hair with pointy teeth who can turn into a werewolf.. he has cold skin in human form,,,hot in werewolf form...can run really fast...is really strong... can eat normal food but can also drink blood...depending on which form they are in.

bahahaha OH AND HES HOT!

From Mrs. Hale @Twilighters Anonymous

I Think 'Vamp on Werewolf' is Actually a Porn Genre...

hmm idk cuz when seth attacked reiley or how eva u spell it nothing happend 2 rieley except losing an appendage but thats werewolf on vamp not vamp on werewolf

From EDWARDBELLAYAY @Twilighters Anonymous

And we will see you in Hell, A-Really

Pray for Edward

Our Edward,
Who art in Forks,
Hallowed be thy sparkles.
Thy Volvo comes, thy will be fast,
On Earth as it is in the meadow.
Give you this day, our daily blood;
Forgive us our heartbeats,
As we worship Carlisle for giving you life.
Lead us into temptation,
Deliver us to you.
For thine is the vampire,
The music and the hotness,
For ever and ever,
A-Edward.

Courtesy of TwilightPrincess225 @ Twilighter's Hub

And where can one find this plant of which you speak of... of.

i enojy a talent, that is potent in a [plant named Salvia dininorium, it provides total mergence with surroundings, to the point of distribution of 'awareness' into the surface surroundings. whatever that may be deemed, past the point of perception. around corners. also, the nature of fluid awareness boundinto surroundings,physical as rthat may seem, provides, unites fluidity to physicality.

Thanks to soleyezon @ Twilight Lexicon Discussion Forums

Of All The Posts, This Was The Trip to Decipher

IF YOU READ BOOK THREE, "ELIPSE" YOU WOULD GET THIS THE MEANING OF THE "BREAKING DAWN" COVER BETTER.  THERE WAS A SCENE IN WHICH JACOB BECAME SO FRUSTRATED WITH EDWARD BECAUSE THE TECHNIQUE HE USED TO WIN OVER BELLA WAS BETTER THAN JASPER'S TECHNIQUE OF WIN AT ALL COST, INCLUDING KISSING BELLA TO MAKE HER CONFUSED OF HER EMOTIONS FOR HIM VERSE EDWARD. JACOB WAS WILLING TO DO WHAT EVER IT TOOK WHILE EDWARD LIFE EXPERIENCES TAUGHT HIM WHAT MOVES WORKED BEST. THE WHITE KING CHESS PIECE REPRESENTS EDWARD WINNING THE MATCH. THE WHITE BECAUSE EDWARD IS THE VAMPIRE THAT IS COLD AS ICE TO THE TOUCH AND VERY CALCULATING IN HIS STRADEGY.  THE RED REPRSENTS JACOB WHO IS WARM HEARTED AND WARM BLOODED AND NOT AS EXPERIENCE IN LIFE AS JACOB.  THE CHESS GAME REPRESENTS THE OUTCOME OF THE GAME OF LOVE BETWEEN BELLA, EDWARD AND JACOB.  THE CHESS MASTER OR PLAYER IS BELLA AND EACH MOVES SHE MAKES REPRESENTS A MOVE THAT SHE COULD NOT CHANGE OR TAKE BACK SUCH AS CHOOSING EDWARD,  BECOMING MARRIED, HAVING SEX WITH EDWARD WHICH LEADS TO HAVING A HALF VAMPIRE BABY, AND BECOMING A VAMPIRE AS A RESULT OR DIE. EACH MORE YOU HAVE TO EITHER SURVIVE OR PURISH. AFTER HAVING A BABY SHE HAS TO DEVELOP HER POWERS OR ELSE HER VAMPIRE FAMILY WILL DIE.  IN CHESS YOU MAKE YOUR MOVE HOPING THAT THE COUNTER MOVE WILL NOT RESULT IN DEATH.  THAT IS WHAT THE BREAKING DAWN COVER REMINDS ME OF.  OF ALL THE COVERS I GOT THE MEANING OF THIS COVER THE MOST EASILY.  NEW MOON'S COVER WAS A TRIP TO DECIFER.

Courtesy of TheDivaDivine @ The Blood Suckers 

What Is All This "XD" Shit?

Hey ya, I like alice both in book and movie. XD 

She looks cool in the movie. LOL. I like the way she play football. XD

Thanks for that insight, coldone @ The Blood Suckers. Is it possible that you are from a faraway place where baseball is called football, not unlike how Americans call football soccer?

Or Tapestries Even...

i know what you mean - and i also often think seriously about having a vampire as boyfriend/husband ... but for myself the answer is: yes - he'll be perfect for me ... if he'd love me the same way like i'd love him 

-No going out in the sun with him
that doesn't matter - i don't like being in the sun

-Him being freezing cold all the time
that also doesn't matter - there are heaters, we can use rugs and i can wear fleece ... and i like marble bodies

-Fear of him not controlling himself
no fear - he won't hurt me if he loves me! ... and i'd rather die than stay away from my true love

Courtesy of Emily-June @ Twilighters Anonymous

None

...i never had a boyfriend...

...but i'm so sure what my ideal guy is like...

...EDWARD CULLEN!!!!!!!...

...my sister told me that i will never find a guy like him...

...so i'm not going to have a boyfriend...

...but i told her...

...it's either that or none at all...

...lolz...

Courtesy of alrencullen @ Twilighters Anonymous

I was never very good at conclusions

Re: Breaking Dawn-I'm in the middle about it

Postby leahlovetwilight » Thu Aug 21, 2008 1:56 pm
i liked it and didnt. the thing is, sm gave us exactly what we wanted to get from the ending. bella's happy ending, edwards happy ending, jakes happy ending. with the way it ended, it would be hard to make all fans happy.if someone died, it would have been bad writing. with a happy ending, its a cop out. lose-lose. it was pretty good, and the whole vampire-got-human-pregnant thing, well, she always said that female vamps cant get pregnant. males are aparrently always horny.

Thanks to leahlovetwilight @ Twilight Lexicon Discussion Forums

And Edward When You Call Me, You Can Call Me Fail

I think it's a rule that anyone named 'Edward' just has to be good looking...

...because I have a PE teacher at school, called Edward, who is absolutely drop-dead gorgeous, and really fit (good at sport and muscley!!!). So I think it goes without saying really. Or maybe it's just where my mind is so attuned to everything Twilight and Edward Cullen, that they look good to me, no matter what they look like...
And there is a boy in the year below mine, called Edward, who is also very nice looking, the best in his year year and mine, anyway.
Do you know any good looking Edwards?

Courtesy of Freaky Virgo @ Twilighters Anonymous

I love boys who loloud

i dont have a bf but im droping hints to this one guy (he is like my best freind) he knows how obsesed with twilight and how i love edward. so i am droping hints by calling him "my edward" and one day i doodling edward in my notebook in school and he sat next to me and was all like om god ur drawing my name!so he responds to the name edwardf so im kinda traning him to be the pirfict bf at the same time,loloud


i love boys who sparkle

Thanks to iluvboyswhosparkle @ Twilighters Anonymous

God Bless Yr Crayons.

Megan: WE COULD HAVE A WHOLE 'NOTHER BLOG JUST ABOUT HORRIBLE 'TWILIGHT' FAN-ART!
Me: I think it already exists, and is called Ramblings & Thoughts.

And you promise this won't end up on the internet?

Show Us Your Renesmee Cullens

Danielle's Pick:



"The Littlest Cullen" by Mistyrious_Charades @Ramblings and Thoughts

Ryan's Pick:



Via TwilightMoms

Megan's Pick:



By Rootslove @DeviantArt

There Are Many Things That Make Me Sadder Than Being Desperately Alone.

(That's an actual proposal.)

Does OxyClean Get That Out?

Edward should become a christain. but im sure if any who is a christain reads this will know what i mean, the whole point of being a christain is missed if he does it for her. Christianity is a life for God. But it would be amazing if they where christains  

btw Josh i know what your doing

Courtesy of Cooking for Charlie @ Twilight Teens Forum

You're doing it wrong

I didn't know where exactly to post this.....
After I read about the chess game between Edward and Alice I thought it would be absolutely hysterical to watch them play Rock/Paper/Scissors!!!
Edward would decide to throw one thing, Alice would see it, Edward would read her mind about what she was going to throw and he would change his mind and around and around it would go. I guess it would be like musical chairs. Whoever was in the lucky spot at the count of 3 would win. OR Edward could cheat and invite a werewolf over so Alice couldn't see his choice.

Thanks to love2twilight @ Twilighters Anonymous

Not From The Forums...

But hilarious nonetheless.



(Click to see the full image.)

I, for one, have found my "bliss"

Oh well that movie lost alot of elements from the book..
and they have reasons why they lost those..
because that is all that they can do, reason out their faults..
Blame it on the time, blame it on the budget..
but don't blame us, who did the movie, something like that..
because the time suggested that we shoot fast and forget to consider some important things..
because the budget said that we cut this and we cut that and we use this and we use that..
See? It is not us who made mistakes but the time and the budget, they butchered your movie not us..haha
^_^ m.eo.w

Prose courtesy of finding_bliss @Twilighters Anonymous

TwiHarders are Amazeballs

ok i for one HAVE NOT READ THE BOOKS YET, and i will admit i was realy confused about the movie. i dint even know that ‘twilight’ even existed till a week ago (i have glanced at the book in stores but never picked it up) when i saw a clip about it on TV and looked it up to learn more about it then i saw the movie and ive seen it every day since then!!!!!! ive seen the movie eight times and i still cant get myself to stop thinking about it!!i dint understand jacob black very well i had to go on the computer and do some late home work becuse i dont have the book to read and LATER i found about jacob black becuse he was very strange in the movie (i think hes a ware wolf im still not quite shure). i loved the movie, but i think that if i read the book i will love it more. i thought robbert patison did a amazing job at edward! kristen was good but the whole movie was akward becuse of her. i did notice that they never said “i love you” yet edward acted as if he would walk through fire for her. my favorite scene was baseball with the cullins! coffins and dungins and motes was a bit extreme and akward yet a BIT cute (i do understand that bella had no idea what a vampire’s life was like so how would she know better?) but i did love the movie and i did go on amazon.com to read the same first five pages of the book over and over agin. im still begging for my mom to get me the book!!!!!!! i wanted to know more about alice becuse she seamed realy nice and they dont say anthing about her! jasper was VERY strange and he DID look like he was in pain the whole movie!!!!! going online and hearing about ‘when edward left’ was very confusing to me! i dont understand that part BUT I LOVED THE MOVIE! and i will most likly see the movie every day till i get the book! altho i have never read the book i do know it was hard to direct the movie becuse they had alot of information to try to pack in two hours. but i loved the movie and i realy want to read the books and yes i do love vampires!!!!

Courtesy of Kelly @ Ginny's Fiction Writing Blog

Best. Post. Ever.

I can't stand the word repetition.

Jacob is russet. Not brown, not tan, russet. His arms are russet. His face is russet. His hands are russet. His fur is russet. So are the rest of the Indians. They all look alike. They're all russet too. By the way, did we mention they're russet? Just wanted to remind the reader what color they are in case we've forgotten over the past 20 pages. Russet russet russet. When Jacob isn't being russet, his face is turning yellow/green under his russet skin. Or he's smiling with his bright white teeth which contrasts against his russet skin. Sometimes entire sentences repeat themselves in the same book, and it gets annoying.

His eyes bulged, and his face turned a strange, sallow color under the russet surface. New Moon
His face turned sallow green under the russet skin. New Moon
His teeth gleamed bright against his russet skin. Eclipse
His face turned green under the russet skin. Eclipse
He grinned widely, his teeth bright against his russet skin. Eclipse

Edward chuckles too much. Nearly 40 times in the first book alone. It's really odd because Meyer manages to find lots of synonyms for other words, but Edward just chuck-chuck-chuckles away. He doesn't laugh, he chuckles. He chuckles here, he chuckles there. He chuckles everywhere. It's like a Dr Seuss book. He chuckles in the dark, he chuckles in the day, he chuckles behind your back, he chuckles in your face. He chuckles at Bella, at everyone. He's incapable of expressing his humor in any other way. Chuckle chuckle chuckle chuckle chuckle chuckle chuckle chuckle has the word become meaningless in your eyes yet chuckle chuckle chuckle chuckle chuckle chuckle chuckle chuckle.

Courtesy of Werewolf @ The Twilight Forums